George W. Bush likes to eat bologna sandwiches and Cheetos. While I can appreciate his lack of pretension at table, W’s eating habits amount to a snooze fest for chowhounds who look for relatable attributes in our leaders.

I worry, given Barack Obama’s barely there silhouette, that our president-elect doesn’t much enjoy eating, either. Has anybody out there heard differently? Crawfish boils on the front lawn would be fun. How about reviving the Victory Garden?